Band Line Up 2017
UNITRA - is a Thrash Metal band originating from Kettering.
Do U like Pop?
Do U like Techno?
Do u like R'nB?
Well you ain't going to like Unitra -
We're the prodiges of old school thrash metal!
We're to music what Ron Jeremy was to the porn industry.
We're a time machine fueled by Rage, Sex and Alcohol!
We'll take you back to the times where Pamela's boobs were real and David Haselhoff was handsome and didn't sing.
Back to Sega games and Turtles.
Your ears will melt and so will your eyes.
We're Unitra, lock up your daughter tonight!
Dear Bloodstock!
It will be an absolute pleasure to be inside of you!
We will tear you a new asshole in a place you never imagined an asshole to be!
Heavy metal has never been so loud, fast and rude!
The time has come to set the world on fire!
Boys fasten your seatbelts and girls bring your knee pads, because UNITRA are coming to get you.
Kind regards (if you know what we mean)
UNITRA
